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Test Your Reality IQ: The Answers
© 2005 Joanne
Brokaw
So you think you
know your reality TV? Just for kicks, drop me an email to
joannebrokaw@yahoo.com and let me know how well you did.
Chicken Dancing with the Stars
Fake. But
wouldn’t it be fun to watch Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie flap around the dance
floor like chickens?
I Want A Famous Face
Real. Sad, but
true. Not surprisingly, it airs on MTV.
Meet Mr. Mom
Real, thank
goodness. This show airs on NBC beginning August 2nd.
Truth or Consequences: New York Times
Edition
Fake. I can prove
it but I’d have to reveal my sources.
Cathouse
Real. This show
aired on HBO and followed the day-to-day activities inside the Moonlite Bunny
Ranch in Nevada.
Pimp My Pet
Fake. But would
someone please come over and give my dog a bath?
Amish in the City
Real. Centered around the
Amish rite of passage known as rumspringa. The word comes
from a Pennsylvania Dutch word meaning "running wild" and refers to
the moment when, at the age of 16, Amish youths leave their communities and go
off into the world. After their experiences with outside life, they must decide
whether or not to return to their homes. The show, which aired on UPN, put
Amish and city kids together in a house in Hollywood Hills and followed the
Amish kids as they made their decisions to go back to the Amish life.
You’re Fried
Fake. The concept
of completing takeout orders in a timely fashion while giving correct change is
simply too challenging for most high school students.
Extreme Quilting
Fake. The quilt
would be finished in the first episode, leaving everyone sitting around in the
dark with nothing to do.
Rob and Amber Do The Dishes
Fake, but it’s
just a matter of time, isn’t it?
Beauty and The Geek
Real. Produced by
Ashton Kutcher and airing on the WB network.
Celebrity Chutes and Ladders
Fake. CandyLand
might be a better option. No counting required, and I’m pretty sure these girls
know their colors.
Playing It Straight
Real, although
Fox cancelled the series before fans got a chance to see which man Jackie
picked, and who was straight and who was gay.
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